An accurate, yet labeling description of his location in the pile after being tackled following a 20 yard run:
"Bottom Whitey"
The next day's newspaper report of an injury to his foot in the tackle:
"The My Toe Obit"
An olfactory revenge to those who stopped him:
"Be With My Toot"
The proceeding viral Youtube of his floral fragrance :
"My Toot Web Hit"
A simplification of Woody Paige's "Tim Tremendous may be high risk, but he will be a Mile High Reward" praise for Denver selecting him :
"Why I Bet Motto"
Commentary on his refusal of Hugh Heffner's invitation:
"Both tit? My woe!"
Tim's parents' explanation for his sharp, Jedi-like winning skills, ingrained at an early age:
"Obi Whet My Tot"
A minor water accident which caused "Resistance" to Tim becoming an Electrical Engineer when he grew up:
"Bit Wet Ohm Toy"
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